The Desk of S. W. Argyle

Welcome to my world wide web page. Above is my desk, where truths are told, coffee is consumed and the occasional house in The Sims is built. Sorry for the mess. You wouldn't believe how many floppy disks it takes to store all these files and reports because it's the 90s and USB sticks haven't been invented yet.

If there's a conspiracy to be heard, a campaign of misinformation needing participated in or you've got a case to be solved, either real or fictional, then I'm your man.

No dames, though. They're nothin' but trouble.

Okay. I guess dames are allowed. So what are you looking for? I currently have a special on character assassinations and customer arguments.

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